A small town girl in a big city world

YAY!!!!!! No more Casey LeBlanc! It's about time! I don't know how she made it as far as she did. Every telephone in N.B must've been voting for her. Not me, even if I was still in N.B. ! Crazy Maritimers! haha

Speaking of Maritimers, one thing about being from a teeny tiny town in a teeny tiny province is having a "maritime mother." Everyone who hails from "out east" knows exactly what I'm talking about.  Now there is no exact definition of a maritime mother, but  to mimic the style of Jeff Foxworthy (you might be a redneck) I've composed a short list.

You might be a "maritime mother" if........
 - you think your daughter should wear an alarm around her neck when walking in broad daylight
- you think that standing on the corner at 6:00 p.m. is "dangerous"
- you pull the bus stop signal in awe, exclaiming "whats this?"
- when asked where your daughter lives, you simply exclaim "across the street from THE library"
- you tell your daughter to lock her doors when driving in Scarborough

That's all that I can think of right now, does anyone have some to add?